Wednesday 12 May 2010

Tuesday 11 May 2010

r u a lesbian?

haha. im as straight as a bendy ruler
LOL

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Monday 10 May 2010

Would you rather have a boob face with a nipple nose or boob belly with nipple belly button?

boob belly with nipple tummy button.i quite like my nose and a boob belly would be an easier defect to hide..

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Would you rather have willy teeth or a wily tongue?

willy Tongue.. willy teeth is just a bit weird. except but then you could bite your willy by accident.. Idk!!! i would rather no wily at all. why, what would you prefer?

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Why the fuck is gravity not workb for me anymore?!? I have to hold onto cat food to stay grounded! If I get arrested and their like 'stick your hands in the air!' I'm screwed....

it's coz you ripped catface t-shirt

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Are apples a good source of potasium? The president of bacon tells me these things but not entirely convinced. Why is the president o bacon a french duke too? It makes no sense.

yeahh they are!! also something that may interest you is that CIDER vinagar is also a good natural source of potassium. and he is president of bacon, and a food type so I guess he should know these things. and you know the french all good at cooking and shit.

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Wednesday 5 May 2010

Wishh list


this is my topshop wishlist for my birthday.
NO, I AM NOT SAD SO SHUTUP!
why is topshop so lacy at the moment? i get that this is there spring theme/thing they are going with, im just hoping this doesn't become a spring classic with all the typical floral prints. We can live with the floral. its cute. i like. but i am getting a little tired of every item of clothing being lace adorned.
ook rant over.
I AM OBSESSED WITH CROP TOPS atm it seems.and that bag. i neeeeed that bag. it is like the sex. just look at it *purrrrs*
im going to stop talking before i scare whatever minimal audience my blog has.
LOOK! IM FAMOUS! ish..

yeah. get me. im the front cover of a magazine, get me bruv.

Weez xx